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The Real World San Diego Episode Guide

The Real World: San Diego - Season Finale: Episode Summary
I should probably state right off that I was pretty loaded on Beast Ice by the time this came on last night, but having written about it for the past I-don't-know-how-long, I feel like enough of an expert on this...

The Real World: San Diego - Episode 25: Episode Summary
The first thing I noticed this week was how they changed the intro to edit out Frankie and to edit in this new Charlie kid. The way they did it, it seems as if Charlie was always there from the...

The Real World: San Diego - Episode 24: Episode Summary
This week's episode summary didn't end up happening Wednesday the way I like them to because I forgot to set the VCR in my parents' basement to tape it and those fags up at The Asshole wouldn't let me off...

The Real World: San Diego - Episode 23: Episode Summary
This week's episode summary is a bit late just because I ended up getting tanked Tuesday night when it first came on and ended up having to tape the rerun of it that came on yesterday. Anyway, it's not like...

The Real World: San Diego - Episode 22: Episode Summary
Remember last time was one of those dumbass "To be continued" episodes where we were, I guess, supposed to just sit there for a week and wonder whether or not Frankie would actually go home. It's amusing to me that,...

The Real World: San Diego - Episode 21: Episode Summary
Greetings, bitches. I usually like to write these things on Wednesday mornings, but lately I've been having some technical difficulties. Now it's like 5:30 in the evening and I didn't even have any coffee this morning, before I had about...

The Real World: San Diego - Episode 20: Episode Summary
It's only been a couple of weeks since the last new Real World, but it feels like a month or something. Hell, the last time this shit came on, my dumbass was still in college. If you remember, the last...

The Real World: San Diego - Episode 19: Episode Summary
First of all: To the 4 or 5 people who read this: Sorry I'm just now getting around to writing this Episode Summary. I spent pretty much the entire period from about Monday night to Wednesday afternoon either drunk or...

The Real World: San Diego - Episode 18: Episode Summary
UPDATE: OK, I just got off the phone with that kid Randy and apparently, "the rape" doesn't occur for a few more episodes, at which point the gang is whisked off to Mexico (not to be accused with Greece; apparently...

The Real World: San Diego - Episode 17: Episode Summary
Billy Idol Comes to Town I already knew, when all MTV could find to show in their previews for this episode were a few scenes of that kid Adam following Frankie around, that this episode would be a bit anti-climactic,...

The Real World: San Diego - Episode 16: Episode Summary
Brad Gets His Weenie Wet You know, if there was ever a picture that really summed that girl Cameran up, it would have to be this one right here. That dumb, ugly, southern bitch. As the previews and commercials leading...

The Real World: San Diego - Episode 15: Episode Summary
Frankie Is a Cutter Oh, if you could've seen the mood here at ByronCrawford.com headquarters last night. New Ghostface. A case of Natural Light. The "Frankie is a cutter" episode of the Real World. It was almost too much. At...

The Real World: San Diego - Episode 14: Episode Summary
Bertini the Snake vs. Marilyn the Mouse This episode, for whatever reason, begins with Robin and Cameran sitting outside Santana's looking all stupid. The rest of the gang pull up in the big, yellow generic SUV: "Get in the goddamn...

The Real World: San Diego - Episode 13: Episode Summary
Randy and the Toothless Girl Yay, a sailing and cystic fibrosis episode! Sadly, it doesn't involve Frankie actually getting sick on the boat. Shit, MTV could use another Pedro. The kids' alarm goes off at 11:39 (wtf?) for a job...

The Real World: San Diego - Episode 12: Episode Summary
Andrea Comes to Town Brad's girlfriend Andrea is coming to town this episode. Oh, goody! Those are always pretty good episodes. Her flight's coming in at 9:55, so Brad sets his alarm for 9:30. That way he'll have plenty of...

The Real World: San Diego - Episode 11: Episode Summary
Party in the Escalade Limo Yippee, another working epsiode! Or at least sitting on the boat. They show a rather goofy looking shot of Big Rand and Robin calls him a big goof and wonders why she ever liked him...

The Real World: San Diego - Episode 10: Episode Summary
More Robin's World Bullshit Episode 10 begins with the gang working again for the first time since forever. Not that they really do a whole lot at their dumbass job other than ride around on a boat and turn this...

The Real World: San Diego - Episode 9: Episode Summary
Frankie the Freaknik Episode numero 9 begins with Frankie and Jacquese on their way to some bar to meet Frankie's new meat, Adam. Why your boy Ja is going to a bar with Frankie to meet some other guy is...

The Real World: San Diego - Episode 8: Episode Summary
Robin's a Psycho Hose Beast In the beginning of this episode, you can catch a little glimpse of the collection of empty 40 oz. bottles the gang has been building over the course the season so far. That oughta give...

The Real World: San Diego - Episode 7: Episode Summary
Brad and Robin Come Home The Internet here has been fucking up all day, so if this shit crashes all of a sudden and I end up losing this, you won't be able to see it, but I'll be all...

The Real World: San Diego - Episode 6: Episode Summary
Brad and Robin Go to Jail This is it, the one episode MTV has been hyping up since the first week of this garbage. People get arrested! Actually, I've been waiting to see the one where Randy's friend from back...

The Real World: San Diego - Episode 5: Episode Summary
Hot Girl on Girl Action I know reading this site, some people probably get the idea that all I do is sit around and watch the Real World (and MTV in general), but I'm pretty sure I've never seen this...

The Real World: San Diego - Episode 4: Episode Summary
The Fear of Big Boats Episode 4 begins with Robin and Randy shooting some hoops. I guess this scene is to set up the fact that this is the episode where Robin and Randy sorta hook up, but not really....

The Real World: San Diego - Episode 3: Episode Summary
The Robin's a Bigot Episode Episode 3 begins with the gang all sitting around in the hot tub talking about what a gay name Jacquese is. One of the guy's, I think Randy, says something to the effect of "Yeah,...

The Real World: San Diego - Episode 2: Episode Summary
Meet the Assholes, Pt. 2 Ok, so I kinda lost where episode 1 ends and episode 2 begins, but who gives a shit, right? This episode more or less begins at that point when Brad, Jacquese and Randy are standing...

The Real World: San Diego - Episode 1: Episode Summary
Meet the Assholes, Pt. 1 Season 14 of the best series of all time begins with what I'm assuming is this seasons "studly white guy" character tooling down some highway along the coast in the kind of sleeveless t-shirt only...