Cancelling student loan debt would only benefit the worst people on social media

If you disagree, that's because you are one of the worst people on social media.

The absolute worst form of discourse right now on social media is rich white people seeking credit for being in favor of student loan cancellation despite having paid off their own student loans.

Here's an idea, why don't they cancel people's student loan debt using their own money, since they've got so much of it?

I'd suggest that they somehow find a way to provide gainful employment to people who already are educated, of which there's a seemingly endless supply, but let's not be unrealistic here.

Maybe people should just stop going to college.

In this week's Members Only™ issue of Life in a Shanty Town, I break down the progressive case for not cancelling student loan debt.

• I only put strippers through college