People are giving Lil Bow Wow crap for bragging that he once had sex with Ciara, but he's got a lot to be proud of, including the following.
1) LiL Bow Wow is still doing shows in 2019.
I don't know who those people in the audience are, but apparently they exist. If Lil Bow Wow told me there was still an audience for his music in 2019 and I didn't believe him, I would have been mistaken.
2) Ciara was probably hotter when Lil Bow Wow hit that.
That body was once so tight it was actually kinda scary, but I bet it was a joy to penetrate. She still attractive now, but I suspect that her skin has lost at least some of its elasticity.
3) There's a new Space Jam movie coming out.
It's probably too late to demand a (paying) cameo, but I feel like there's still a way for Lil Bow Wow to make money from this. Maybe he can do one of those autograph signings in hotel banquet room, with now-obscure '80s sitcom actors, e.g. the guy who played Buddy on "Charles in Charge."
4) Lil Bow Wow survived domestic violence.
I'll have you know that Lil Bow Wow is a victim. And everyone has their own way of coping with trauma.
5) He can travel to Asia and tell people he's Lil Nas X.
Not only can they not tell the difference between black celebrities, but Lil Bow Wow will have the benefit of being more or less normal height. It'll be easier for him to score regardless.
