How bad can those ICE detention centers possibly be? #ICEBae works there.
She's the sexy Hispanic broad pictured protecting Vice President Mike Pence from the detainees the other day, when he visited an ICE facility to make sure it's not really a concentration camp.
Yesterday, she was the number one trending topic on Twitter, where her pics have been circulating, though I suspect that this was a matter of #ICEBae having been selected for me algorithmically (they know what I'm into). She probably wasn't the single most discussed thing on Twitter at that particular moment.
She only signed up for an account the other day, but as of yesterday evening she already had 16,000 followers. She might be well on her way to a Prison Bae-style modeling career, if not her own line of Fashion Nova.
Yesterday, she posted a brief, cleavage-y video to prove that it really was her in those pics.
Reaction on Twitter of course was mixed, with jealous, relatively unattractive women and political ideologues arguing that she's not that hot, as if they'd approve of a girl with larger cans or less-weird eyebrows.
In particular, there seems to be concern that black guys, who don't otherwise have a dog in this fight (mass deportations might actually open up a few jobs), might be swayed by #ICEBae into adopting an anti-illegal immigration stance.
I would never, ever adopt a backwards political belief just because there's an especially attractive woman working for some government agency, but I'm not gonna lie. If I thought I actually had a chance with her, I'd at least pretend.
Some things take precedence...