Kodak Black offered to give Lauren London a year to mourn Nipsey Hussle before he slides in there, so to speak, and the Internets has its panties in a bunch. I don't get it.
I mean, I could see if Kodak Black tried to take her out this weekend, which would be entirely too soon. Nipsey Hussle hasn't even been buried yet. His funeral is set for Thursday, at the Staples Center, an event for which I hope there's metal detectors.
I'm just saying.
A year is a long time for a woman of a certain age, who's already got one kid, and the fact that Kodak Black is willing to wait that long just goes to show what a thoughtful person he is. Arguably, he should receive credit for being willing to have sex with a woman 13 years his senior at any point. Do you have any idea how old a woman 13 years older than I am is? She'd be in her 50s. Yikes!
Lauren London is going to have to find another man, at some point. Nipsey Hussle probably made decent money, because he didn't have the same shitty deal they give most black kids, but I don't think they were married, and he had other kids. Plus, they might try to get him to continue funding his various charities in death, when there's no longer a PR benefit, and maybe not even any tax savings.
Kodak Black, meanwhile, is on the come up. Yeah, he's been accused of having steamy non-con sex with a high school student in South Carolina, but I feel like they don't let you walk the streets with charges like that pending unless they don't have any real evidence. Worst case scenario, he has to sit down for a few years. Imagine how popular he'll be when he gets out.