*for my own personal amusement
Democrats are calling for Brett Kavanaugh's Supreme Court confirmation hearings to be postponed so the FBI can investigate allegations that he thrust his peen in a girl's face during a drinking game in college in 1983.
The alleged victim says she accidentally touched his peen trying to push him away, and worse, he was smiling the whole time.
Of course he was. LOL
Meanwhile, my old neighbor Michael Avenatti is hinting that he has proof that Kavanaugh and his friend Mark Judge used to ply girls with drugs and alcohol in an attempt to run a train on them, a/k/a Trizz Nathaniel to you.
My fear is that Ronan Farrow has come up with a way to induce people to make specious allegations against powerful men without running the risk of perjuring themselves, and he'll just continue to do so until he gets Kavanaugh out the paint, lest Roe v. Wade is overturned. The Republicans, realizing this, might decide to cut their losses.
I'd much rather these confirmation hearings continue indefinitely, possibly in the form of their own reality TV series. "Who Else Has Seen Brett Kavanaugh's Peen?" or something to that effect.
 They didn't have this game at the school I went to, and I feel so deprived.
 Imagine how dangerous he'd be if he were straight.