I was hoping that Elon Musk and Grimes would be together forever, or at least until Grimes could take him for some of his billions, so you can imagine my disappointment when I read the other day that they've unfollowed each other on Twitter, meaning they're probably splitsville.
Musk must blame Grimes for the fact that Azealia Banks put his business in the street, and as a result he might be forced to step down from Tesla. Banks was holed up in Musk's house waiting to record a song with Grimes, who must have been busy. The fact that Musk claims to have been unaware that Banks was in his house is a testament to either how big his house is or how many drugs he uses.
Think of how much shit Banks could have stolen, and he wouldn't even have known.
A lot of people were upset when Grimes got with Musk, because he's an evil billionaire who probably fuxwit Ayn Rand, and an aging dork with hair-plugs who probably wouldn't be scoring with anyone if it weren't for his money, but I kinda like the idea that a man who's sufficiently wealthy can pull an end run on natural selection. It gives me hope that if I work hard, or somehow get lucky, I could be similarly fortunate.
I especially liked when Grimes came out strong against labor unions. I didn't necessarily agree with what she was saying, but I appreciated the fact that she was willing to set her own values aside. It showed how committed she was to being in a relationship, and I hope it serves as a lesson.