We all get old and fat at some point, some of us (ahem) sooner than others. Beyoncé is at least as old as I am, if not significantly older, so what did you expect?
The fact that she had all of those kids couldn't have helped matters either. Her last childbirth, a while back, was a set of twins. Even if they didn't weigh that much, because their parents were a combined 100 years old, that's gotta be rough on a woman's vagine.
(Technically, any pregnancy above the age of 35 is considered a "geriatric pregnancy.")
Kim Kardashian had her latest child via a surrogate, and she's out here posting reasonably fapworthy thot-pics on Instagram, in an attempt to hijack the newscycle from Beyoncé. She always does this when Beyoncé has something new out.
Beyoncé was allowed to curate the September issue of Vogue magazine, which is a huge honor for (and maybe the last accomplishment of) the black community. I was especially moved, because I base my self-esteem on black people being allowed token access to white institutions.
As Issa Rae once said, I'm voting for everyone black.