NFL player Jimmy Garoppolo was in the news yesterday for having gone out on a date with a pr0n chick.
Literally, this was all over the actual news yesterday, at a time when it's more or less been confirmed that Donald Trump is in cahoots with Vladimir Putin.
The football player and the pr0n chick were photographed having dinner at a fancy restaurant in Beverly Hills and then hopping into a car together, at which point they were presumably whisked away to a hotel where they had sex.
If you've got a five-year contract for $137.5 million, as Garoppolo does, it doesn't make sense bringing such a woman back to your house. What if she steals something? What if she ODs on prescription opiods? Even a very nice hotel is chump change to a guy with that kind of money.
Which brings me to my point: Why is he going out on a date with this girl in the first place? Unless he can trick her into going out on a date that doesn't cost any money, like a trip to the museum, he could probably have sex with her for less than it costs to eat at a restaurant where paparazzi congregate.
I'm not saying I wouldn't bother with a pr0n chick, because the women I admire most are in pr0n. I'm just saying. You probably wouldn't hear about it, unless there were "complications."