I could almost see when Kim Kardashian was making 10s of millions of dollars a year, because she put in the work. She was violated six ways to Sunday by Ray J, which was quite literally no small feat. Nullus.
She also suffered the indignity of being photographed on the reg with her gross diaper-butt. Even if those pics were photoshopped to the point where they were nearly unrecognizable before they were sold to various media outlets, it still took courage to leave the house looking like that.
Meanwhile, what has Kylie Jenner done? She's got a baby by Tyga, who also has a baby by Black Chyna, which will eventually take some explaining. And she had ridonkulously over-inflated lips, which led at least a few girls I follow on Instagram to get the same procedure.
According to Forbes, Kylie Jenner is worth $900 million, thanks to some cosmetics line she founded. Because she's only like 19, she's on pace to be the youngest self-made billionaire evar, beating out Mark Zuckerberg, who hit that mark at age 23.
This seems ridiculous in that the lipstick she sells doesn't even give you the over-inflated lips. You still gotta get some sort of surgery. Mark Zuckerberg at least invented Facebook. What would old people do if there was no Facebook?
Fortunately, that $900 million figure is probably some ol' bullshit. After all, it comes from Forbes, which does the Hip-Hop Cash Kings list a/k/a the Whores List. 50 Cent was like third on that list right before he filed for bankruptcy.