It's too bad that Jamie Foxx is getting #MeTooed, but at least he's been accused of slapping someone in the face with his peen, which is hilarious.
The alleged victim, who's yet to be named, says the assault happened after she refused to give him a blowski at a party at his house in Las Vegas in 2002. She says she had to go to the hospital the next day to be treated for a panic attack, and that she's only coming forward now because she was inspired by the #MeToo movement.
Sounds like some ol' bullshit to me.
For starters, there's no such thing as being treated for a panic attack. All they do is tell you that you're officially crazy and that might need to see a shrink, like in "The Sopranos." And it doesn't make sense that she'd have a panic attack because a guy slapped her with his peen, unless she was slapped in the face with a peen as a child, by a clown. The thought of that alone is causing my throat to close up. Hurts when breathe.
The statute of limitations for slapping someone in the face with your peen in the state of Nevada is only three years, but the alleged victim said she wanted to go on the record in case any other alleged victims decide to come forward. Foxx meanwhile, through his lawyer, who's a woman, says (and I'm paraphrasing) that this bitch is lying through her damn teeth, that he wasn't even aware of this until TMZ called to ask about it (how did they know?), and that he's pressing charges against her for filing a false police report.
If they do somehow manage to prove that Foxx didn't slap the alleged victim in the face with his peen in 2002, I hope they throw the book at her ass, both literally and figuratively, like they do in Iran.