People are making fun of Dennis Rodman for going on CNN looking like a crackhead, breaking down in tears, trying to take credit for brokering peace between the United States and North Korea, but ask yourself this question: When's the last time you prevented a nuclear war? Do you even know Kim Jong-Un?
This peace deal is probably some ol' bullshit in that North Korea didn't know how to build nuclear weapons anyway. Their brains are underdeveloped from malnutrition, not to mention how much Hennessy they drink. The average North Korean stands like three inches shorter than the average South Korean, who themselves aren't very tall.
But it just goes to show how brilliant Donald Trump is. Barack Obama could have been gone over there and gotten Kim to sign a sheet of paper stating that he wouldn't nuke the United States. Republicans would have been upset that he agreed to meet with a dictator, but why should he give a shit what Republicans think? That's why he's a Democrat! Also, there's a lot of black people he could have pardoned. Trump already pardoned boxer Jack Johnson and crack grandma Alice Marie Johnson. If Trump legalizes weed on a federal level, he'll win reelection by a landslide.
Apparently, Dennis Rodman invited himself to this historic peace summit. He didn't fly over there with the president, and it's since been revealed that his trip was sponsored by some cryptocurrency that's used to buy marijuana, which, I'm not sure how that makes it different from any other cryptocurrency. At any rate, if Rodman can somehow get in on this weed legalization, not unlike how Ivanka and Jared are cashing in big time on their relationship to the president, he could make like a trillion dollars. Arguably, he deserves it for preventing a nuclear war.