I mean, aside from being completely talentless.
A few fun facts about Brett Ratner:
1) He used to bang the Noxema girl, from way back in the '90s.
2) He used to bang Olivia Munn a/k/a Lisa, back before she was Asian.
3) He got his start directing videos by the late, great (well, late) Heavy D.
4) He and Russell Simmons once considered starting their own modeling agency, just so they could bang all the models.
5) Any time he could possibly spend rehearsing would be time he didn't spend sniffing cocaine off a half-Asian chick's perfect body.