What's that box with the presidential seal on it? A pack of presidential Newports?
The midterm elections are coming up in a few weeks, and Obama's out there getting out the vote. This could end up being a repeat of '94, when the Republicans won a shedload of seats in the House, and then Clinton ended up getting impeached. I heard there's already a plan to impeach Obama, they're just waiting to find a suitable offense.
In order to appeal to white voters, Obama's been going out giving speeches on important issues. In order to appeal to black voters, Obama revealed to Rolling Stone that he let his weed carrier Reggie (Obama really does have a weed carrier named Reggie) load some Lil Wayne onto his iPod, and yesterday he invited several bloggers from these sites that appeal to bored hoodrats to the White House, for something called the African American Online Summit.
The African fellow from Media Take Out was there, but the leading black public intellectual (according to an actual poll, albeit a poll on this site) couldn't be there. I see how it is.