According to Last Week's Poll
The other day, I stumbled upon the picture, above right, of Khloe Kardashian at an event all hugged up with Young Jeezy, as if Jeezy was about to get his Ray J on.
It was obvious to me what was going on. None of the Kardashian sisters are particularly thin, but Khloe is a bit too chubby to appear in any magazines white people read. There's only so much you can do with Photoshop. So they're gonna have her date Young Jeezy, or one of these other rappers, and maybe she can get in Hip Hop Weekly or some shit. I wouldn't be surprised if she goes over quite well with the hip-hop community. You know a lot of us like a woman with a little extra baggage.
Speaking of which, you guys know I caught Meghan McCain on an episode of the Rachel Maddow Show recently, and I got a little bit excited. I mentioned on Twitter that I could use her a little bit less chubby, and the next thing you know everyone was talking about the fact that she could stand to lose a few pounds. Not that I wouldn't take her Billy Joel-style, i.e. just the way she is. I'm just saying.
Last week's poll had to do with which one you'd rather bang, Khloe Kardashian or Meghan McCain. Check the results.
Which would you rather bang?
- Meghan McCain (71.6%)
- Khloe Kardashian (28.4%)
Total Votes: 380
I was surprised to see Khloe Kardashian get whomped by Meghan McCain the way she did. I don't know if it was my cosign or what. After all, Khloe Kardashian has been cosigned (amongst other things) by Young Jeezy.
It just goes to show a couple of things. First of all (and perhaps obviously), Bol > Young Jeezy. Second, and this one's for the ladies, I think this proves once and for all that there coud be a future in getting with Bol. As my former colleague Sickamore likes to say, I could make you famous.
Don't let me find out there's a fourth Kardashian sister that's even worse-looking.