So wait, Sarah Palin's 17 year-old daughter really is pregnant? The fuck?
ST. PAUL, Minnesota (CNN) -- Bristol Palin, the 17-year-old daughter of Sarah Palin, is pregnant and will keep the baby and marry the father, a senior aide to Sen. John McCain confirmed to CNN Tuesday.
Republican presidential candidate McCain was aware of Bristol Palin's pregnancy before he chose her mother for his running mate, the aide said.
"Senator McCain knew this and felt in no way did it disqualify her from being vice president," said the aide. "Families have difficulties sometimes, and lucky for her she has a supportive family."
Somehow, I find it hard to believe that John McCain was aware of this the other day when he decided to up and pick Pr0n Secretary as his VP. Otherwise, why would he be issuing statements about it during the first day of the Republican National Convention?
Obvious issues raised here:
1) Do we know for a fact that it was this girl's decision to keep this baby? As you can see in the picture above (click to enlarge), she's already kinda built like a black chick (not that I'm complaining or anything, I'm just saying). A pregnancy at this age could fuck her shit up permanently.
I wouldn't be surprised if her mother, who recently carried a baby to term knowing good and well it was gonna be retarded, is forcing her to go through with this. Which is just wrong.
Bristol, if you're reading this, email me. We need to talk. Then there's some other things we might need to do.
2) Speaking of which, who is this baby's daddy, anyway? I wonder if they even know. I mean, if she got pregnant at the age of 17 while her mom was a governor who was being considered for VP, who knows what she may have been up to.
I'm sure the Republicans will trot out some teenage Jonas brother type to pretend to be the baby's father. But what if the baby is born and it's obviously half black? Is there even a way to test for race at this point in the pregnancy? I know a lot of those girls who were getting pregnant up in Massachusetts last school year were finding random grown black dudes to knock them up.
Checkit: Teen daughter of GOP VP pick is pregnant [CNN]