I kinda lost track of crazed Asian racist Kenneth Eng after it was announced that he'd be costarring with Tobey Maguire in Spiderman 3, but apparently he's since been thrown in jail.
You'll recall that after his fellow crazed Asian (probably racist) Cho Seung-Hui killed all of those people at Virginia Tech, Kenneth Eng gave an interview to the Village Voice in which he claimed that he was going to do the same thing at NYU, except he couldn't afford a gun.
If he was black, they probably would've thrown his ass in jail at that point on GP, but fortunately for him his Asian privilege intervened on his behalf, not unlike how Cho Seung-Hui was free to plan his rampage despite the fact it had long since been obvious he was ape shit.
Fortunately for us all, there was an incident the other day involving Kenneth Eng, a fat white woman, a dog, and, of course, a hammer. Eng supposedly approached the fat woman in her driveway and claimed that if her dog bit him, he would kill her and her family. Then he swung the hammer at both her and the dog.
Who knows what his punishment will be, but I think there's a case to be made for deportation, especially in light of the massacre at Virginia Tech. I'm not sure what Kenneth Eng's immigration status is - for all I know, he could've been born here - but I doubt very many people would object to him being tossed out on his ear..
After the incident at Virginia Tech, South Korea made it a point to apologize for Cho Seung-Hui despite the fact that Cho was a legal resident of the US. But if they really want to show that they're sorry, I think it's only right that they take this nutjob Kenneth Eng off of our hands, especially given all we've done for them.
And I doubt Eng himself will mind too much, since a) he claims to hate black and white people, and b) I can't imagine there are very many black or white people in South Korea other than a few US troops, who I'm sure can take care of themselves, just in case he gets any more ideas.
After the jump is a copy of Eng's infamous "Why I Hate Blacks" column for AsianWeek. I hadn't read it myself until just now, but it's definitely worth checking out. After that is his fucking insane appearance on Fox News' The Big Story with John Gibson.
Why I Hate Blacks by Kenneth Eng
Here is a list of reasons why we should discriminate against blacks, starting from the most obvious down to the least obvious:
• Blacks hate us. Every Asian who has ever come across them knows that they take almost every opportunity to hurl racist remarks at us.
In my experience, I would say about 90 percent of blacks I have met, regardless of age or environment, poke fun at the very sight of an Asian. Furthermore, their activity in the media proves their hatred: Rush Hour, Exit Wounds, Hot 97, etc.
• Contrary to media depictions, I would argue that blacks are weak-willed. They are the only race that has been enslaved for 300 years. It’s unbelievable that it took them that long to fight back.
On the other hand, we slaughtered the Russians in the Japanese-Russo War.
• Blacks are easy to coerce. This is proven by the fact that so many of them, including Reverend Al Sharpton, tend to be Christians.
Yet, at the same time, they spend much of their time whining about how much they hate “the whites that oppressed them.”
Correct me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t Christianity the religion that the whites forced upon them?
• Blacks don’t get it. I know it’s a blunt and crass comment, but it’s true. When I was in high school, I recall a class debate in which one half of the class was chosen to defend black slavery and the other half was chosen to defend liberation.
Disturbingly, blacks on the prior side viciously defended slavery as well as Christianity. They say if you don’t study history, you’re condemned to repeat it.
In high school, I only remember one black student ever attending any of my honors and AP courses. And that student was caught cheating.
It is rather troubling that they are treated as heroes, but then again, whites will do anything to defend them.