The good news: Karamo's gay ass is pretty much cut out of this episode. Because I really wasn't in the mood for any of his shit. I mean, I'm never in the mood for his shit anyway, so you know... Uh, no homo.
Shavonda's still on the phone going off on her lame-ass sk8er boifriend for flying to Texas to get some tang after they had already supposedly broken up. She won't even let Landon use the phone to holler at his own ex. That Shawn's one ugly-looking gap-toothed motherfucker. Sara and MJ's friend Will fix him some sort of sandwich that involves eggs for breakfast. He tries to appear all excited, but then just ends up giving the sandwich to Will. Later on, his dad calls and MJ explains that he's createsd a Miz-style alter ego called Muja Star. How unoriginal. How sad.
So the gang goes out to a Dave and Buster's. Whatever. Later, they go out to what must be called the Fine Looking Pussy bar and get spanked by the bartenders. Landon brings one of the nastier looking ones (I'm not hating) home to get it on with. MJ wraps a chick blanket around his neck, puts one of his beauty masks on and starts running around in his underwear calling himself Muja Star. Meanwhile, Landon and his meat hop in the hot tub and begin to do the damn thing. Shavonda insinuates that the woman's mouth might've been on somebody's cock once. Noooooooo!
Landon claims that him and Cassandra, or whatever her name is didn't have sex. Shavonda asks him whether or not he's going to clean out the shower and he replies that there's no need to. Shavonda claims that there was because she heard it and even goes so far as to mimick the actual sounds of it. Later, a bouquet of flowers show up from Shavonda's big, sickly, Joey Ramone-looking supposed boyfriend Shawn. Man, I can't believe shit like that actually works. Later that evening, Landon and Shavonda have some sort of indecipherable conversation about realationships. Again, whatever.
NEXT WEEK: Landon and Sara get into it over work.
RIGHT NOW: I'm totally hyped about this new prom episode of Laguna Beach. There's so much fine looking pussy on that show. Damn.