This show really has become a lot less interesting since they voted off the hottest chicks. I think a lot of the tension from earlier in the season basically stemmed from pure jealousy. The girls are even starting to kinda get along now. They still fucking suck though.
Road Rules Chris decided he was going to get married during the challenge, so the guys throw him a little bachelor party. The stripper they hire is honestly the nastiest stripper I've ever seen before by a long shot, and I've seen some bad ones. I notice that Katie and Arissa have a little discussion about how they are both basically worthless. I'm going to go ahead and assume that Arissa's going home, but we'll see.
I wasn't really paying attention when Jonny described this week's mission, but it looked like something fairly athletic, so I'd be shocked if the girls actually do well at it. The only thing is, it looks like the girls might actually be at an advantage at this one just by being lighter, so if they're ever going to win one this would be it. I think it would've actually come down to a tie had Arissa actually made it, but she threw a little hissy fit right at the edge of the platform and basically begged to be sent. But since she's not in the inner circle, she's not at any risk of going home this week.
When it comes time to start voting, Chris starts talking shit about how he's had a great time and he's got the real grand prize waiting at home. Riiight. So he's going home. The girls' vote is interesting because Katie probably deserved to go home most, but not everyone's going to vote against her since she sided with the young broads' alliance when they sent Rachel home. She still got sent home. This Chris kid needs to cool it out with that, "I'm excited to see my wife shit."
NEXT WEEK: Steven's an asshole because he calls the girls weak players.