I wrote one of these last week and ended up losing it. I figured I probably wouldn't write another one, but then I got bored this afternoon and decided to go ahead and do it. It's a damn shame that Rachel had to go home. She should've had some kind of hot dyke immunity.
Coral makes some little sideways comment about how at least the young chicks haven't voted off the "Slurpee" machine which is clearly an Icee machine. Big Gay Nick and some other kids have a summit about being the only gay person on the show. The kid is clearly sexually frustrated and has designs on Big Gay Shane. First they vote off all the hot chicks and then this? This week's mission is another Fear Factor-esque deal involving putting nasty shit in your mouth. Tonya should do really well for the girls' team and let's just say I don't see either of the gay guys going home this week.
I should probably mention that this week's prize -- a Posturepedic bed -- is an all time low for any of these challenges. When it comes time to pick team leaders, Rachel ends up screwing herself (yeah, I wish) by opening up her big mouth about trying to vote Katie off. Smart move. She ends up not wanting to be a team leader and Rachel ends up stepping up herself. Again, not the brightest idea. Shane seems especially good at eating honey-drenched meal worms off other guys' bodies and puking them into a big jar via this cock-like tube attached to the end of it. Big Rand ends up with a penalty for touching the tube with his hands. The guys, of course, end up winning.
I like how Big Gay Nick is all like, "Oh, not him!" when Old Eric Nies mentions voting off Shane. He can't leave before Nick has had a chance to fellate him! Then Eric brings up the Miz, who really should've went home a long time ago, and you can begin to see where this is headed for the guys' team. The girls' team voting off process is just getting to the point where it's sad to watch. It's obvious to me that one of the older chicks is leaving just because of how the team is made up at this point, and, since Rachel was a team leader this week, all signs are pointing to her. Damn.
So the Miz and Rachel end up going home. The actual announcement was relatively uneventful. The girls immediately start scheming on sending each other home. Mike gives a shout out to all of his "Mizfits." Later on that night, Nick and Shane get all gay on each other in a bar. I really didn't need to see that.