So this was a few days late. My bad. Still, it's not like you bitches had anything else better do. I know I didn't.
Frank encourages Angela to not necessarily call girls out, but defend herself. Is that a good way to get one's weenie wet? Female readers of the BC dot C: Don't necessarily call girls out, but defend yourselves. The Miz claims to be worried that he hasn't been doing as well in missions despite the fact that it's been made clear that most of the guys would send themselves home before his dumbass had to leave.
This week's mission is called the High Noon Quick Draw. The prize: A $500 gift certificate from the Pottery Barn. What kind of guy would really want $500 worth of shit from the Pottery Barn? OK, I know what kind of guy would want $500 worth of shit from the Pottery Barn, but still. Angela opts or is somehow chosen to be in the girls' inner circle for this mission. I think we can all see where this is going. Also, Shawn, who never does much in these missions anyway, reveals in a confessional that he has no experience at all shooting guns.
I just want to take this time out to state that I think Angela might be the hottest chick ever on one of these shows (definitely my favorite) and it's a damn shame she's not gonna be on this anymore.
So this mission ended up being pretty fucking retarded. As far as I can tell, all it involved was standing out in the middle of the street with a paintball gun and shooting the guy/girl at the opposite end of the street as soon as Jonny blew the whistle. Yet and still, the girls managed to pretty much all lose except for Robin with the Huge Fake Tits and Tina the Beast.
Apparently, on the guys team it's going to come down to Shawn and Gay Nick. Since we haven't heard confessional foreshadowing from Nick, it's pretty obvious that this is Shawn's night to walk down the hill. I like how when Ibis announces that Angela has to go home, she has to preface it with, "Well, this was a really hard decision to make..." Angela takes the opportunity once her name is called to call the girls all a bunch of backstabbers, which, she sez, made her feel that much better. Well that's good to hear.
NEXT WEEK: The girls argue like bitches and lose another mission.