I'm not even sure what the deal with all this is anymore. A while ago, a guy (some dumb kid) sent me a number that he claimed was Ashlee Simpson's cell phone number as a joke. I knew it wasn't the real deal, but I posted it up anyway, just for shits and giggles. Turns out, it was actually the kid's own phone number and I ended up taking it down because he was getting tired of people calling him at all hours of the night. This was right in the middle of The Great B-Boy Blogger Battle of '04, so rather than take it down completely, I changed it to what was listed as the Crafty Genius' number. This is where the story gets interesting.
I figured that maybe a few random people here and there would stumble upon the post and try calling the number, but that it would never be much more than a minor nuisance. Well, as these things turn out, it looks like one of the members of her band got pissed off (rightfully so) and decided it would be a good idea to post her real cell phone number on her website. Sounds like my kinda guy (no homo). Apparently, they took it down pretty much right away, but not before a few people could jot it down. One of them sent it to me and I put it up where Long Duc Dong's number used to be. It wasn't actually his anyway.
Rather than try to actually call that number (they probably changed that shit a long time ago anyway), I've come up with a much better idea: You all send me numbers of people you don't like (via email or the comments section of this post), and I'll post them in the spot where Ashlee's cell phone number is now. All of these dumbass people who are showing up here looking for that number (literally hundreds per day) will find it instead and annoy the shit out of whoever's number it actually is.