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Abortion is far too rare in our society

BC dot C Special Debate Evening Political Analysis The other day (or maybe it was last night), I was watching MTV (shocking, I know) when one of those dumbass choose or lose specials came on. This one in particular was... Read more →

LOL at this jig

I don't usually take people in the military seriously anyway, but damn. Not to sound callous or anything, but no wonder these kids keep eating it over there to the tune of 50-60/month: They're a buncha fucking dipshits! via sleepnotwork,... Read more →

I'm twenty-twoooo for a moment

My little brother, the J Station (pictured here) turns 22 today. I'm sure he'll be doing something really responsible to mark the occasion, especially if the Nugget has any say. Maybe he'll get really fucked up and end up retiring... Read more →

The Real World: Philadelphia - Episode 4: Episode Summary

A Very Special Episode Summary I'll spare you my usual Franzia stories and get right down to brass tacks: Karamo is officially the most wacked out motherfucker that's ever been on this series whose name isn't Suspect Stephen. This episode... Read more →

Back at the asshole again

I suppose I should mention that I'm back flipping White Assholes again. You might recall that about a week ago I just sorta stopped showing up to my other job at The Smoker. It was getting to be pretty gay.... Read more →

Alchemist - 1st Infantry: Free!

Faithful readers of the BC dot C and other cheap mofos, I am hereby pleased to announce the following exciting new cross-promotional venture between this site a (a wholly owned subsidiary of PenceFo Industries) and the Alchemist's marketing firm Beverly... Read more →

Theodore Unit - 718: Album Review

Theodore Unit, 718 (Sure Shot, 2004) The other day I was coming home from, I don't know drinking or whatever when I came across this kid standing out in the middle of the gotdamn street. Not even a kid, really,... Read more →

Call Ashlee Simpson yourself and tell her how ugly you think she is

I'm not sure if this is the real deal or not, but I figured you'd all be interested. I read your thing on Ashlee Simpson. A couple months ago, I would have hated you for it, but now I have... Read more →

The Real World: Philadelphia - Episode 3: Episode Summary

I was having some wine issues last night and ended up losing my original post about this episode. It really was like losing a child, only obviously more important. Here goes again based on what I can remember happening several... Read more →

Maybe somebody can help me out here

How exactly does one go about no-call/no-showing to a job where your roommate is the boss? Because I'm assuming not much good is going to come of this other than me getting the fuck up outta Deliverance, MO where said... Read more →