I should probably preface this entire story with a huge "no child molesto" just so that nobody gets the wrong idea about me. Not that I have anything against child molesters, mind you. All you perverts don't go removing the BC dot C from your blogrolls! Also, does anybody else find it amusing that, in an attempt to make himself seem more grown up, Lil' Bow Wow insists on being called Bow Wow? Does he not realize how silly that is?
So I was over at MTV.com looking for
pictures of young pop stars to jerk off to people to hunt and kill, when I came across this story about how JoJo is now banging both Bow Wow and our boy J-Kwon (remember he's like 21). Oh it didn't actually say she was banging them (because obviously there are legal issues involved there), but it did say she was "collaborating" with both artists and "looking to become more hip hop," which, if you didn't already know, is basically code language for "I've been having sex with a jig." Seriously, ask Christina Aguilera.
Check out these quotes from the article and tell me they don't sound a bit fishy:
She's a 13-year-old pop singer, but somehow JoJo is hot with the hip-hop set.
J-Kwon said at Sunday's Teen Choice Awards that he hopes to collaborate with the former "America's Most Talented Kid" contestant, and Bow Wow has already logged studio time with her.
JoJo and Bow Wow's collaboration, a remix of her album track "Baby It's You," will be the follow-up single to the singer's breakthrough hit, "Leave."
"It's sick," JoJo said Sunday (see "Usher And Lindsay Win Big, Ashlee Burps, Britney A No-Show At Teen Choice Awards"). "It has a nice reggae feel to it. I think a lot of people will like it. Lyrically, it's saying that you want a guy for just himself. You don't need all those material things, it's not important. You just want to spend time with him."
Erik White, who directed the "Leave" video, also helmed the "Baby It's You" clip, which will debut in September.
"It's really cute," JoJo said. "We shot it at a carnival, an amusement park, at night, so it had those edgy, beautiful lights. Me and Bow Wow's chemistry was on point, and it was a lot of fun."
You'll also notice JoJo's bad English, which I personally find highly amusing. Her songs are written and produced by jigs (are they banging her too?) and include lines like "You said that you would treat me right, but you was just a waste of time." Jigs do have a tendency to do that.