ByronCrawford.com

The man's a sexual being

Also, I caught Bad Santa today over at East Olive and got my moms to order me Final Fantasy X-2 for Christmas. And I went to Radio Shack and bought a cell phone battery off of some rather large African... Read more →

These lips were on your wife

I rolled down to Vintage Vinyl today and picked up Satanic Mashups Vol. 1. It cost ten bucks, which is pretty gay, but it's still less than it would cost to buy it online and have it shipped. It must... Read more →

The math club, the latin club...

High school principal calls off 'The Breakfast Club' performances From the Seattle Times: KENNEWICK — "The Breakfast Club" is too racy for Kennewick High School drama students to continue performing, Principal Jack Anderson has decided. Anderson pulled the plug on... Read more →

Fantasy NBA Week 3

I can't really get in depth here because of my computer issues, but look for all kinds of quality in a post creatively titled Fantasy NBA Week 4 next Tuesday or Wednesday, depending on when I get around to it.... Read more →

I almost had a Jets hat (but not really)

If you're not really familiar with Pepsi's little "Collect Caps for Caps" promotion, it basically involves matching bottle caps with the names of the same NFL teams in order to win a free cap with that team's name on it... Read more →

Site Update

I've been doing a lot of work on this site behind the scenes, I swear. It just looks like I haven't done anything in the last 5 days or so. Read more →

Fantasy NBA Week 2

I'm managing two teams this season in two separate leagues, one run by my boy Fitz called Jesus Shuttlesworth and one run by my little brother LS called Make a Wish Foundation. My team in Fitz's league is called Bush... Read more →

(Not So) Interesting Fact

Those retards in Oasis have a tendency to put out albums with really fucked up titles. Either they don't have anybody at their record company to proofread their shit or maybe they do, but every time it happens that kid... Read more →

Gary Leon Ridgway, Lady Killer

From Yahoo! News: In his confession read to the court, Ridgway said, "I picked prostitutes as my victims because I hate most prostitutes and did not want to pay them for sex. I chose prostitutes because I knew they would... Read more →

Bush Mengele Bans "Partial Birth Abortions"

From Yahoo! News: WASHINGTON - President Bush signed into law the most far-reaching abortion restrictions in three decades Wednesday, an emotionally charged measure already challenged in three federal courts. A federal judge in Nebraska called the law "highly suspect" and... Read more →