Bizarre Love Triangle: Kodak, Nipsey and Lauren Kodak Black offered to give Lauren London a year to mourn Nipsey Hussle before he slides in there, so to speak, and the Internets has its panties in a bunch. I don't get... Read more →
April 08, 2019
April 02, 2019
I've been listening to Nipsey Hussle for years, and I think he's fabulous
Nipsey Hussle, 1985-2019 That's fabulous, mind you. Meaning, I could definitely tell you the names of several Nipsey Hussle songs, if I had to to save my life. Not Fabolous, who's another journeyman-level talent. Hussle was tragically gunned down outside... Read more →
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April 01, 2019
Diddy didn't really want to marry Kim Porter, and here's why
The late Kim Porter (left) and Diddy Diddy keeps posting pictures of his dead babies' mother, Kim Porter, on Instagram, and people keep asking, in the comments section, why he didn't marry her. How rude of them. First of all,... Read more →
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March 29, 2019
My new book, Wardrobe Malfunction, now available in paperback and ebook
Cover by Theotis Jones As promised/threatened, my new book on Janet Jackson's "wardrobe malfunction" during the '04 Super Bowl halftime show drops today, just in time for her induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Maybe she'll mention... Read more →
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February 18, 2019
Straight black men were right about Jussie Smollett (nullus)
Jussie Smollett I knew the MAGA attack against Jussie Smollett was some ol' bullshit, not because Smollett is teh ghey, and I'm not bothered by the idea of teh ghey guys being viciously assaulted, called out of their names and... Read more →
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February 12, 2019
Kamala Harris: I'm black y'all
California Senator Kamala Harris You'd think this would have been settled when she posted a video of herself doing some sort of chair dance to a Cardi B song, as an African-American does (black people actually listen to that Cardi... Read more →
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February 11, 2019
My new book, Wardrobe Malfunction, drops 3/29
Cover by Theotis Jones The full title is Wardrobe Malfunction: Janet Jackson, Justin Timberlake and the Power of Desperation. It's a deep dive into the infamous incident in which Janet Jackson purposely exposed herself to over 100 million people during... Read more →
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October 23, 2018
Sarah Silverman is the best kind of friend
Louis CK is back on the road as a standup, and I guess Sarah Silverman figured it might help him get his career together if she revealed that she used to let him rub one out in front of her.... Read more →
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October 22, 2018
Animals love Brother Nature because he's a white supremacist
That's why black people don't like nature: because animals are racist. Brother Nature, if you're not familiar, is some guy who films himself feeding deer from the palm of his hand, who has like a million followers on Twitter. His... Read more →
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October 19, 2018
Drake betrayed by handicapped friend, prompting dilemma
What do you when your friend puts your business—your personal business, as Brian Johnson would put it—on Front Street, and that friend might not be long for the Planet Earth? On the one hand, you want to put a shoe... Read more →
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