Jigga my nigga A reminder: The new paid version of my email newsletter Life in a Shanty Town launches on 9/3. I'm dropping two issues per week, including a subscribers-only issue that goes out on Tuesday afternoons. It's only $5... Read more →
August 22, 2019
August 20, 2019
Billie Eilish triumphs over Lil Nas X, kicking off Straight Guy Fall
My mind is telling me no... Note: If you read Life in a Shanty Town, you'd know that Billie Eilish was poised to overtake Lil Nas X, and that she's built like a brick shithouse. I'm launching a new paid... Read more →
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August 19, 2019
Popeye's really does have the best chicken sandwich
They had me at chicken, admittedly I guess Popeye's new chicken sandwich is now available nationwide. We've had it here in the STL for upwards of six months. We get a lot of fast food menu items early here, because... Read more →
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August 12, 2019
Jeffrey Epstein, 1953-2019
RIP to a real one There was a glorious moment the other day, after it was announced that Jeffrey Epstein had been found dead, supposedly by suicide, when the entire trending topics on Twitter was filled with things like #ClintonBodyCount,... Read more →
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August 05, 2019
Advisory: CACs is wildin'
Swipe left, swipe left, nullus I'm sure you've all seen the news: This past weekend, a video game nazi shot up a Walmart in El Paso, TX, and then later that evening, another one shot up a bar in Dayton,... Read more →
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July 23, 2019
Lil Bow Wow hit it first
Admittedly, I'm jealous People are giving Lil Bow Wow crap for bragging that he once had sex with Ciara, but he's got a lot to be proud of, including the following. 1) LiL Bow Wow is still doing shows in... Read more →
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July 18, 2019
Old white people love 2Pac
Sometimes the thug-life chooses you And who can blame them? You'd have to be of a certain age to even know who 2Pac is, and older people might not be able to appreciate rappers with more sophisticated flows, because their... Read more →
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July 16, 2019
ICE detention centers: not so bad after all?
Might sneak across the border myself just to see what happens How bad can those ICE detention centers possibly be? #ICEBae works there. She's the sexy Hispanic broad pictured protecting Vice President Mike Pence from the detainees the other day,... Read more →
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July 15, 2019
Should female rappers stop being such hoo-ers?
Erstwhile Kris Kross svengali Jermaine Dupri is under fire for pointing out the fact that most popular female rappers these days are just ex-strippers who had a guy write them a few rhymes. This is obviously true to anyone who's... Read more →
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July 11, 2019
Prediction: Harper's Bazaar will be big in jail this month
Now, if you'll excuse me... Serena Williams is a wife, a mother and a woman of a certain age. What is she doing on the cover of some white people magazine with her ass out? She should be at home... Read more →
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