Louis CK is back on the road as a standup, and I guess Sarah Silverman figured it might help him get his career together if she revealed that she used to let him rub one out in front of her.... Read more →
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October 22, 2018
Animals love Brother Nature because he's a white supremacist
That's why black people don't like nature: because animals are racist. Brother Nature, if you're not familiar, is some guy who films himself feeding deer from the palm of his hand, who has like a million followers on Twitter. His... Read more →
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October 19, 2018
Drake betrayed by handicapped friend, prompting dilemma
What do you when your friend puts your business—your personal business, as Brian Johnson would put it—on Front Street, and that friend might not be long for the Planet Earth? On the one hand, you want to put a shoe... Read more →
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October 18, 2018
Diddy faces criticism for switching girlfriends
Some people would argue that if a man dates a woman for a certain amount of time, she should have access to at least some of his money in perpetuity, even if he was only with her for lovemaking purposes.... Read more →
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October 17, 2018
Pimp down!
I was saddened to hear that Dennis Hof, proprietor of Nevada's infamous Bunny Ranch brothel, died yesterday, and that sadness was only somewhat alleviated by the fact that he was found by Ron Jeremy. Yesterday afternoon, both of their names... Read more →
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October 16, 2018
Elizabeth Warren got Indian in her family
Elizabeth Warren's good hair is not the result of a no lye relaxer; it's because she's related to Native American Indians. Yesterday, she released the results of one of those mail-order 23 and Me DNA tests, and come to find... Read more →
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October 12, 2018
Is this how we end up back in slavery?
The fact that Kanye, along with Jim Brown, met with President Trump in the Oval Office and suggested, among other things, that he replace Air Force One with what appears to be a life-size bathtub toy would be hilarious, if... Read more →
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October 11, 2018
Fabolous faces up to 20 years for maintaining healthy relationship
As if we needed further proof that the criminal justice system hates black love, it was announced that Fabolous has been indicted for four crimes stemming from a truly excellent TMZ video that hit the Internets earlier this year. I... Read more →
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October 09, 2018
It's easy for Vic Mensa to understand the plight of a woman
There's nothing wrong with speaking out against domestic violence (aside from the fact that I don't want to hear it), but what purpose does it serve criticizing someone who's already dead? In a freestyle aired at a recording of the... Read more →
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October 08, 2018
Taylor Swift severs ties with the alt-right, putting her career at risk
Et tu, Kanye? I guess the Brett Kavanaugh confirmation was a bridge too far for Taylor Swift, who might need an abortion one of these days. She famously can't keep a boyfriend, and I guess she's not out here trying... Read more →
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