You could just not hold the door in the first place, but people might think you're an asshole.
Below is a rough transcript:
“[Unintelligible] Ok. Sounds good! Am I gonna get busted? NO. Was that worth it? Was that worth somebody coming in here and yelling? Somebody bitching about somebody holding a fucking door for people? WAS IT WORTH SOMEBODY COMING IN HERE YELLING? Fuck! [Unintelligible] Fuck! I’m a fucking Christian and [unintelligible] I’m gonna stand up for fucking Christians! Fuck this country! Call the police! They ain’t doing shit! Watch!”
“Will you please go outside?”
“No! I’m not! Until I get a free [unintelligible] [unintelligible but something about respect or disrespect?]…”
Dove from De La Soul and Magic Johnson's gay son had a child. They named it iLoveMakonnen, after the more expensive brand of Ramen noodles that no one ever buys.
The other day, iLoveMakonnen was performing a song called "Tuesday" in New York. Someone in the audience pretended to want to shake his hand and then pulled him from the stage and punched him twice, because that's the only appropriate thing to do when confronted by someone calling himself iLoveMakonnen.
iLoveMakonnen responded on Twitter that he couldn't understand why anyone wouldn't like him and tweeted video of the assault. This all may have been part of a plan to get him mentioned on sites that wouldn't have been interested otherwise. If that's the case, I guess he won.
One of the guys in the video calls him TerRio, but this kid seems entirely too big to be in the first grade, even by TerRio standards, and I don't think TerRio goes to school anyway. Wasn't he just at the BET Awards?