Last week I only watched like five minutes of the episode and then faked the rest, so this week I want to get things back on track. The thing is, I don't even remember if I was drinking last week. That could've been my problem. I've gotten pretty used to doing this while sloshed. Nullus.
So this week the "latino" fellow finally gets into some shit with some people. From what I could gather from the commercial, it looked like the Halfrican American broad was getting pissed at him because he had a thing for Fitzlana and not her. But of course she's going to try to make it into a thing of him not doing shit at work. Walnuts tried something similar with Bananas last week.
Aren't these bitches aware that Jose, or whatever his name is, owns several houses in Florida. He rents the place next door to his house to the family of crackety-cracks that live there. That's what I call business acumen, Robert Kiyosaki-style. Meanwhile, what has this mulatto woman done with her life. Her fake boobs aren't even as nice as Svetlana's real ones. That must be a tough fact to face for a woman.
A buncha Tyler's teh ghey friends show up to party. They go out to some place and get pretty hammered and then come back to the house and trash the place, throwing food and squirting chocolate syrup on shit. Nullus. Then the next thing you know Jose gets into it with Walnuts over something or other. I think she was just shouting shit at him like she always does, but he just snaps out of nowhere, jumping up and down and shit.
I thought they opened the place a long time ago, but apparently the grand opening is coming up this Saturday. Things are predictably rather tense. At one point they think the boots might be broken, but it turns out they forgot to press the "on" button. Oh. And Moo-latto has an issue with Jose going out and soliciting hotels, which was supposed to be her job. Come to find out she thought her job in PR meant "personal relations."
Walking out of a club, she sees Jose kicking it to Svetlana and starts going off on him, ostensibly because she wants the group to get home early for grand opening weekend. Honestly, as amusing as this all is, I can't help but think that it'd be that much more interesting if Janell was an actual black chick. MTV tripped not cast a single black person (Janell only counts as 0.5) on this season. That said, she'd be hot if her eyes weren't so big.