The Real World Austin Episode Guide

The Real World: Austin - Episode 1: Episode Summary
Not so interesting fact: This season marks the first time in about 13 years and 16 seasons of this shit that I'm actually older than everybody in the whole cast. Actually, I'm not 100% certain of that because I could,...

The Real World: Austin - Episode 2: Episode Summary
You'll recall that last week Danny tried to get in a fight with some random ass kids out in the street and ended up getting jacked in the face pretty good. Serves him right, as far as I'm concerned. But...

The Real World: Austin - Episode 3: Episode Summary
As the episode begins, Danny is worried that he might come out of his upcoming surgery looking like a stroke victim or, even worse, Bobby Brown. Also, his pa is apparently coming into town to, I don't know, feed him...

The Real World: Austin - Episode 4: Episode Summary
I haven't really gotten around to mentioning this before this season, but Rachel (3rd asshole from the right) is a phenomenally bad looking woman. Maybe even the worst in Real World history. It's hard to tell in that picture... I...

The Real World: Austin - Episode 5: Episode Summary
Rachel gets a package from her bf Erik, the guy she got caught banging over in Iraq and had to go stand on the roof and scare away the birds. Just to show the level of intellect of the average...

The Real World: Austin - Episode 6: Episode Summary
The gang all goes out to this joint The Dizzy Rooster, but Danny can't go because his eye is still messed up. I'm assuming that the doctor has him on some pills that don't go well with drank, because otherwise...

The Real World: Austin - Episode 7: Episode Summary
Tonight ended up being a very special episode of the Real World Austin. I'm actually surprised they didn't bring out Dr. Drew Pinsky to deliver a little disclaimer before it began. His contract with the network must be up. Between...

The Real World: Austin - Episode 8: Episode Summary
Is it just me, or is Danny overplaying this whole "my mom just died" thing. I mean, she was a crackhead, right? That's what crackheads do, Danny, they die. We're treated to no less than 5 separate scenes this episode...

The Real World: Austin - Episode 9: Episode Summary
So this week will be the big Wes finally gets laid episode. Of course he tries to portray it as if he got tired of waiting for Johana to bang him and went out and got something else, as if...

The Real World: Austin - Episode 10: Episode Summary
Honestly, this season is getting to the point where it's hard for even me to feign interest. I mean, at least last week there was a guy in a wheelchair to make fun of. Like I give a fuck about...

The Real World: Austin - Episode 11: Episode Summary
The previews hinted that there may be some more static between Negrodamus and whatever the fat fake army nurse girl's name is. Is it bad that we're like 10 episodes into this shit and I can't even remember half these...

The Real World: Austin - Episode 12: Episode Summary
Based on the previews, this will be the episode when Club Nouveau gets involved in some sort of racial incident. Being 12 episodes into his shit, all I can say is about time. Already, I can sense a little bit...

The Real World: Austin - Episode 13: Episode Summary
I was like 28 minutes into tonight's episode when mine and DCOY's apartment committed suicide. I'm in the process of pulling something together based on my recollection of what I actually saw, which could end up being less than stellar....

The Real World: Austin - Episode 14: Episode Summary
My Internets situation is still kinda fucked, but of course I wasn't about to miss an episode of the Real World. After all, a man has to have priorities. So this week's episode begins with Johana dressed up like an...

The Real World: Austin - Episode 15: Episode Summary
So I guess this is the episode where Johanna does the nasty with the guy that showed up to give her a ride home from jail Saturday morning - a time honored tradition in the "latin" community, I'm sure. Then...

The Real World: Austin - Episode 16: Episode Summary
From the previews, we know that this is the episode where Danny gets pissed off at Melinda for flirting with some other guy. Danny, who seemed like he might have been on the right track before, has gone and asked...

The Real World: Austin - Episode 17: Episode Summary
I was going to check this out the other night, but then I got hit with that damn bird flu. A brother was sipping on some sizzurp. Anyway, this week was supposed to be the week Lacey has her run-in...

The Real World: Austin - Episode 18: Episode Summary
From the previews, this will be the episode in which Rachel's boyfriend comes to town and doesn't get any and Danny begins his hunt for the real killers, er, the guy that clocked him like 15 episodes ago. We hear...

The Real World: Austin - Episode 19: Episode Summary
TypePad is down as I'm writing this, so it might be tomorrow before I get a chance to post it. It's been a good 6 weeks since I've been able to get one of this up without some sort of...

The Real World: Austin - Episode 20: Episode Summary
A Message from Your Father: It's always about this point in the season when I gind myself thinking, I can't believe I've been doing this shit for 20 weeks. What a fucking waste! Usually, these things go about 25 episodes....

The Real World: Austin - Episode 21: Episode Summary
The episode begins with Wes in a bar talking to Wren. Whatever he's blathering about, she apparently didn't want to hear any of it. Johanna and Rachel stand nearby and take it all in. From what I recall of the...

The Real World: Austin - Episode 22: Episode Summary
Last week's episode ended with Wes getting a collect call from Nehemiah, who was locked up. Remember, this was the last night (yeah, I know) for him to re-edit the video. Wes couldn't actually get him on the phone (too...

The Real World: Austin - Season Finale: Episode Summary
Children, my bad I couldn't be home to catch tonight's season finale when it first aired. Your father has a severe drinking problem and is generally not a very responsible person. So this week Necromancer and Fratty McFratterson will be...