June 18, 2013
Great, now my neck hurts. No Boutros.
DIY model who had what it takes.
June 17, 2013
If her IQ is low enough, she could positively dominate pageants for retarded kids.
Just throwing it out there...
Everything was going smoothly for Miss Utah Marissa Powell. She had made it to the top five in the Miss USA pageant, and was vying for the coveted tiara Sunday night — until she majorly flubbed the interview portion.
Miss Utah should still win anyway, based on looks #priorities— Byron Crawford (@byroncrawford) June 17, 2013
Big winners this year include Birdman and French Montana. Iggy Azalea was robbed.
The results are in for the long-awaited 2013 Weed Carrier Awards, and there have been a few upsets as far as the staff here are concerned. Nevertheless, the people have spoken in the most important democratic process that will occur this year, and most likely your lifetime. Internets, here are the winners of the 2013 Weed Carrier Awards.
He asked for a double hamburger, and they put cheese on it. There's no cheese in hamburger. There wasn't any bacon or onion or anything he asked for. Those god damn sons of bitches.
If I were him, I'd take this all the way to Wendy's corporate and demand that the bizarre sandwich he ordered be placed on the menu. Or maybe just something approaching what he ordered, so he can still request weird special shit, to keep things interesting.