Dove from De La Soul and Magic Johnson's gay son had a child. They named it iLoveMakonnen, after the more expensive brand of Ramen noodles that no one ever buys.
The other day, iLoveMakonnen was performing a song called "Tuesday" in New York. Someone in the audience pretended to want to shake his hand and then pulled him from the stage and punched him twice, because that's the only appropriate thing to do when confronted by someone calling himself iLoveMakonnen.
iLoveMakonnen responded on Twitter that he couldn't understand why anyone wouldn't like him and tweeted video of the assault. This all may have been part of a plan to get him mentioned on sites that wouldn't have been interested otherwise. If that's the case, I guess he won.