They're not gonna give you anything for free anyway.
Self-identifying Yelpers rank with bad tippers and people who make dozens of substitutions as the most irritating people to serve in a restaurant. Last night's South Park offered up one possible solution to put the scourge of internet peer reviews to rest: give their dishes a little extra seasoning, so to speak. Get yourself ready for some boogers and cum!
That's part of the reason I don't shop at Whole Foods. You can probably guess the other part.
After a media storm over its stocking shelves with products made by prison laborers, Whole Foods has promised to stop supporting the practice. However, they defended prison labor in a public statement. The Resident discusses how ridiculous the American consumer can be about what they consider important.