I keep meaning to never write one of these lengthy Medium posts ever again, because they take more than the 15 minutes or so I feel is necessary for a good blog post and because you don't get paid shit for it, but a few people copped Kanye West Superstar after Monday's post on Nicki Minaj, Iggy Azalea, et al. -- and those were just slutty female rappers. This is Blue Ivy's hair, perhaps the most important issue for the black community now that Mike Brown has been buried. I got a lot of mileage out of my post that time Solange put a shoe on Jay-Z in an elevator, and I'm hoping for similar results here. Don't let me down, Hymie Town.