Behold, the iPhone 6 Plus of overly long, hastily edited, inside baseball accounts of the personal and business failings of once-prominent hip-hop moguls.
In it, I tell the story of how Dame Dash was once supposedly worth $50 million, and now he owes money all over town and spends his days and nights calling people culture vultures on Instagram.
This could go down in history as the greatest such blog post of all time, if only because why would someone even attempt some shit like this?
Click through and have a look. If you fuxwit it, click the green "recommend" button at the bottom of the page to help it go viral, or else this will be all for naught.