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RR/RW Battle of the Sexes 2 - Episode 17: Episode Summary

I don't know if I mentioned this last time, but I was sure glad to see that bitch Tina not make it to the finals. Not that that the girls stood any chance at winning the big prize, especially after the guys' little last minute trickeroo, sticking them with the worthless Arissa, but I definitely like the fact that she spent all that time there and didn't go home with any more than she probably could've made working at the Big Gay Mart or some shit. I'm bitter like that.

RR/RW Battle of the Sexes 2 - Episode 16: Episode Summary

Thanks to my little brother, Squirrel aka The Gay Station, who decided he had to go fuck with the VCR, there won't be a summary of this week's Real World until I can catch a rerun of it. If you wish to reach him personally and let him that he shouldn't even fucking go in the basement on Tuesday nights, he can be contacted at dirtyj2001@hotmail.com.

RR/RW Battle of the Sexes 2 - Episode 15: Episode Summary

My bad about not posting this last night. I had to sleep and make a few tweeks to the new Kanyegate site. Not to burn up what last little bit of good will I might have left among you all, between spamming people's emails and using this site and The Shrimp to promote my new shit, but I'd encourage everybody to check out the new site again. I've made the link to the petition even bigger and also added Blogsnob ads. Maybe I can make it up to you all by making another donation to the Tsunami victims tomorrow. We'll see.

RR/RW Battle of the Sexes 2 - Episode 14: Episode Summary

One of the things I always find amusing about these episodes is at the end when, after the ladies announce who their sending home, all of the remaining chicks stand there with this look on their faces as if they've actually accomplished something. Leave it up to a woman to derive some kind of sense of accomplishment, shit entitlement even, from having their fucking asses handed to them, but surving the vote off by scheming on their own teammates. Am I being too harsh here? Or is this season making women look really fucking stupid?

RR/RW Battle of the Sexes 2 - Episode 13: Episode Summary

Hmm... MTV did their best to make it seem like this episode was going to be really amusing, but it really wasn't any better than any of the last few. While there was an actual altercation on the guys' team, it'll probably end up going down as the gayest fight ever in the history of reality TV. Unless Willie and Karamo somehow end up wrestling. I can't say no homo enough about that last sentence. In fact, I think I need to go compensate by doing something really manly.

RR/RW Battle of the Sexes 2 - Episode 12: Episode Summary

It's weird how the tables have turned. A few weeks ago, I was going on about how this new season of the Real World wasn't shit and how awesome this challenge was. But now it looks like the ol' RW might actually be on it's way back (at least as far as any modern season of this mess can be considered "back"), while this crap right here is sorrily limping towards its season finale. Basically, I really miss Rachel and Angela.

RR/RW Battle of the Sexes 2 - Episode 11: Episode Summary

This challenge was going really well for a while, but now I'm just getting kinda bored with it. They voted off all the best looking girls, and the same shit ends up happening every week. They need to hurry up and end this shit, but not until they bring back the last 10 episodes or so of the Real World Philly. Because I'm not sure what I would do if there weren't any of these dumb ass MTV reality shows to watch.

RR/RW Battle of the Sexes 2 - Episode 10: Episode Summary

Last week's installment of this didn't happen. I'd tell you why, but it's been such a long time and I've already had a few beers. I was probably out beating the streets looking for a job. Or, more likely, I got started a bit too early and was already passed out by 9 pm. My bad.

RR/RW Battle of the Sexes 2 - Episode 9: Episode Summary

This show really has become a lot less interesting since they voted off the hottest chicks. I think a lot of the tension from earlier in the season basically stemmed from pure jealousy. The girls are even starting to kinda get along now. They still fucking suck though.

RR/RW Battle of the Sexes 2 - Episode 8: Episode Summary

I wrote one of these last week and ended up losing it. I figured I probably wouldn't write another one, but then I got bored this afternoon and decided to go ahead and do it. It's a damn shame that Rachel had to go home. She should've had some kind of hot dyke immunity.