I don't know what Kim Kardashian did to Donald Trump in the Oval Office the other day, but whatever it was, we need to send her back and have her see about, at the very least, getting some black men out of prison.
Failing that, maybe she could get us some of those $300 stimulus checks, like during the second Bush administration. Those were arguably the best ($300) checks you could possibly receive. That money came seemingly from nowhere, for no good reason, and as far as I know there were no negative consequences. The recession in '08 wasn't caused by those stimulus checks, was it? If anything, they probably helped alleviate the damage caused by the recession.
But I digress.
I was against Kim Kardashian visiting the White House to lobby on behalf of Alice Marie Johnson, because someone being locked up in women's prison is hardly a pressing concern, and since Kanye was tangentially involved, there was always the slight possibility that this would somehow result in black people being sold back into slavery—which, in this case, wouldn't be a choice.
But maybe I doubted Kim Kardashian's powers of persuasion? Melania hasn't been seen since I pointed out that Trump must be trying to get rid of her, and her vagine might be out of commission. The president might be especially amenable to policy suggestions from powerfully built, vaguely ethnic white women. We should put together a whole agenda, send Kim Kardashian back to the White House, this time with some "instructions," and hope for the best.