Greitens is the governor of Missouri, who went to the same high school as myself, the Sklar brothers and Metro Boomin, the guy who produces a lot of the LCD rap these days. As Reagan cabinet member James Watt would say, we had talent!
The governor's political opponents are trying to run him out of town on a rail, not because he has the worst policies imaginable (which he does), but because he supposedly tied a girl up in his basement, stripped her naked, took nude photos of her and threatened to leak them to the Internets if she revealed their affair, and I'm not sure I can get behind this.
I don't know how concerned I should be that Greitens took photos of their kinky Illuminati sex rituals and threatened to post them online if she put his business in the street, because this wouldn't have been an issue, as long as she kept her mouth shut.
As a matter of fact, Greitens has yet to leak those pics, despite the fact that it's now well known that he's what Cee-Lo Green would call a closet freak. He's more than kept up his end of the bargain.
Now his jumpoff is claiming he slapped her around and somehow coerced her into having sex with him, which, conveniently, would be impossible to prove in a court of law—unless he also shot video(!). His career is over now anyway. He might have to go straight to lobbying.
Not that I can be too upset to be rid of Greitens, but lest we forget, they pulled this same shit on Clarence Thomas, which was what led Andrew Breitbart to start listening to Rush Limbaugh, and ultimately, in a roundabout way, led to the rise of Donald Trump.