I couldn't help but feel conflicted when I heard that a Somali cop in Minnesota killed a milfy, unarmed yoga instructor from Australia.
On the one hand, I'm upset any time something bad happens to a white woman, because white women are precious. When Natalee Holloway went missing, I was hoping they would find her alive, if only on the outside chance that I might make sweet, passionate love to her. I was also hoping Casey Anthony would get away with killing her daughter, which, for all we know, could have been an accident.
On the other hand, if so many white cops can get away with killing unarmed black men by claiming that they feared for their lives, it's only right that a black guy, albeit a Somali, should be able to get away with the same thing, but with a white woman as the victim. Ideally, the victim would have been a white man, but what are you gonna do?
Based on what little we know about this incident, it seems truly bizarre and at least as indefensible as any of the well-publicized police killings of unarmed black men from the past few years, if not more so.
Supposedly, the victim called the cops twice because she thought she heard a sexual assault in process. She called once to report it, and then she called again because it was taking the cops too long to get there, and I guess she wanted them to arrive before the guy could finish.
I'd argue that this, plus the fact that the victim was from Australia, where girls are notoriously "loose," makes her a somewhat less sympathetic figure. How many brothers are dead or in jail today because some white chick called the cops saying they looked suspicious, and come to find out they were just waiting for the bus or some shit?
Still, no one deserves to die for being hysterical and idiotic. Otherwise, how would we reproduce?
As the cops were pulling up to the scene, they claim to have heard a loud noise. It could have been a car backfiring, or it could have been an actual gunshot. Or they could just be making that shit up, as an excuse. They are, after all, cops.
When the cop car pulled up, the white lady went up to the window, presumably to point the cops in the direction of the alleged sexual assault in process, and the Somali cop, who was riding shotgun, immediately popped a cap in her ass.
For what it's worth, running up to the window of a cop car before the cop has even had a chance to get out is some shit only a white person would think to do. I once saw a white guy do something similar, back when I used to work at White Castle.
People used to get pulled over there all the time, because you're not allowed to make a left turn into the main entrance, and cops are riding by all the time anyway, because the police department was next door. (Cops would come in all the time to get free coffee.)
This one older white guy got pulled over making an illegal left turn into the lot. He pulled his car into a space, and the cop pulled up behind him. Before the cop could even get out of his car, this guy got out of his own car, ran up to the cop car and started throwing a bitchfit about what a bullshit ticket this was. The cop didn't even kick the guy's ass, let alone shoot him.
But I digress.
Predictably, all of the people who would usually defend the police are instead defending the victim. They've turned up pics of the cop, who looks like a broke Tiger Woods, posing with girls in hijab(s), who may or may not be his harem. They've also turned up pics of the mayor, a woke white woman, in a hijab, plus the fact that she's married to a black guy.
If you're married to a girl who owns a hijab, she has to let you hit that while she's wearing it, Mia Khalifa-style, right? Preferably, with the "A-rab Money" instrumental playing in the background. The mayor isn't really Muslim (natch). She just wears a hijab when she goes to speak to groups of Muslims, as a sign of respect. She must have needed their votes to give her a slight edge in the last election.
Now she's in the tough position of having to demand accountability from the Somali cop. If the guy ends up going to jail, not only will Muslims not vote for her, but they might throw acid in her face. In fact, she might consider wearing a full-on burka, just to protect her skin.
Racist CACs will be pissed if the guy doesn't end up going to jail, if not back to war-torn Somalia (I'm assuming it's war-torn), even though he's a cop, but it's not like they were about to vote for her anyway. I mean, if she's out here pandering to Arabs.