This weekend, just in time fore the premiere of their latest reality show, it was announced that Blac Chyna left Rob Kardashian and took the baby with her.
In a series of Instagram videos, Kardashian, who doesn't seem as distraught as you'd think he'd be (maybe he realizes he dodged a bullet), takes you on a guided tour of his house to show you all the things Blac Chyna took when she left.
She took all of the furniture they'd bought for the kid's nursery, thus suggesting that she plans to rebuild the nursery elsewhere. She wouldn't have had all of that shit taken apart and moved if she were planning on coming back soon.
More importantly, she made off with all of Rob Kardashian's food—two industrial-size refrigerators worth, plus a large walk-in pantry—other than a few bottles of water in one of the refrigerator. What's Rob Kardashian supposed to do with bottled water?
The freezer section of one of the refrigerators was said to be filled with Eggos. Blac Chyna took them all, as if she were Eleven from Stranger Things. Couldn't she have left a box for Rob in case he hadn't eaten breakfast yet? That's just inconsiderate.
There was even an open bag of Rob's favorite potato chips. He didn't say what kind they were, which suggests to me that they couldn't land a sponsor. This whole thing is obviously fake. Why would Rob Kardashian open a bag a chips, eat a few and leave the rest sitting there?
Blac Chyna can't be gone for good, because how's she supposed to live off of six months worth of frozen waffles and whatever she can make from selling a bassinet on Craigslist?
She can't very well sue Rob Kardashian, because I don't think he does anything. Doesn't he just live with Khloe? You gotta have a paycheck in the first place in order to have child support payments withheld.
I'd suggest he kick Blac Chyna to the curb on GP, before she steals anything else, but he's kinda stuck with her anyway, now that they've got that baby. Maybe he can talk her having sex with him on a regular basis—you know, make the best of a bad situation.