September 10, 2013
McDonald’s is offering its own Mom's Basement Activity Pack
Right now it's KC-only, but once business skyrockets I'm sure it'll be available all over.
Coming in its own fancy suitcase which can subsequently be repurposed as luggage, McDonald's Blitz Box comes with two Quarter Pounders with Cheese, two medium fries and a 20-piece McNugget with your choice of several different dipping sauces. I usually go with one ranch and one one barbecue, but really you can't go wrong.
All told it's a whopping 2,940 calories -- though someone in PR with McDonald's assures us this meal is meant for more than one person. But who are they kidding? This shit is about to be the new BK Stackers. I'm not even sure if I can afford a Blitz Box and still drive to work Thursday, but if this shit was available in St. Louis I would have been tried one on GP.
Notice it doesn't come with any drinks, because I'm sure they figures anyone who buys this will be drinking beer, if not malt liquor. If anyone wants to put up the $30, I'll attempt both the Blitz Box and a case race and see if you wouldn't die from that.
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