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March 28, 2013

Olivia Jensen: The next Mal Malloy?

via www.youtube.com

She does fashion tips on this new YouTube series AllGoodThings.tv.

I have no use for fashion tips, and it's not clear to me that she does anything else on the Internets (let's keep it real, I would have known), so that's no good for me personally, but it does seem like AGT is purposely aiming to be kinda semi-trashy and gratuitous.

The OG Mal Malloy, you'll recall, started out doing those videos where she'd measure her hips once a week, to see if she'd shrunk any. Of course, that was back when she seemed at all concerned with shrinking.

I didn't so much care for the yoga pants bit at the beginning of this video. There should probably be an age and a weight cutoff for yoga pants that would preclude all but the hottest high school chicks from wearing them. But the part towards the end with the white shorts, as you can see in the screencap, is quite literally the hottest thing ever. If she stands a certain way, there's actually some daylight between her thighs. Bonus.

Olivia Jensen

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Byron Crawford a/k/a Bol is the celebrated author of several books, most recently NaS Lost: A Tribute to the Little Homey.

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