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January 31, 2013
Stiffed Applebee's waitress fired after hoodrat pastor calls to complain
FWIW hoodrat pastor says that, while she wrote in zero on the receipt, she did leave a $6 cash tip (on a $200 check). She just didn't want to pay the $36 that was required for a party greater than 10 people.
Later she realized that the $36 was charged to her card anyway. It doesn't say in the article whether or not she tried to get that $6 back, but you know the thought crossed her mind. (She says she called to complain after a friend called and said she saw the receipt on Yahoo!).
I can kinda see where hooodrat pastor coming from. It's not really 10 people, if you request that the check be split into 10+ separate receipts. What would Jesus do?
A few thoughts:
1) How in TF were there more than 10 people, and the check only came to $200? What were they eating, baked potatoes and a complimentary water? I can barely get out of Taco Bell for less than $10. Granted, I'm a large brother.
2) Of course this was in St. Louis.
3) As long as it's your own church you're tithing to (with only 15 members, run out of a random storefront), why not go hog wild and give something truly generous-seeming, like a full third of your check from the gas station?
4) I joke that she works at a gas station, but she didn't want to tell TSG where she works. If Reddit can find more pics of Paris Roxanne than have been taken of my entire family, since slavery, certainly they can find the number to this hoodrat's job.
5) Boycott Applebee's, which you shouldn't be eating anyway.
6) I got those all you can eat "riblets" back in '93, and I almost shit myself right there at the table. I shat so hard in the men's room I was worried I might damage the toilet.
7) Certainly there must have been more going on between hoodrat pastor and the waitress than just a disagreement over the tip. Even a hoodrat doesn't just go from zero to writing snarky shit on a receipt without there being too much ice in her Sprite or some shit. I'd like to hear the waitress' side of the story.
Previously: Refuse to leave a tip higher than the tip you're required to leave at church
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