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January 17, 2013

It's illegal to tattoo your own name near a 15 year-old girl's vagine #fyi

via nyc.barstoolsports.com

If I were this guy's lawyer, I'd insist that the judge show me where it says that in the constitution. I'd put the entire system on trial!

A 30-year-old Oregon man who allegedly tattooed his name near the vagina of a teenaged girl faces charges, including third-degree rape.

An affidavit filed in Oregon's Benton County Court states that the victim, who has not been publicly identified, told police that Matthew Abram Rader gave her three tattoos for her 15th birthday, including one of his name "near her vagina."

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