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January 24, 2013

How to get a date to the Super Bowl

via philly.barstoolsports.com

1) Buy two tickets to the Super Bowl.

2)Put an ad up on Craigslist offering one of them in exchange for a handy or a blowski.

Note that this ad has since been removed from Craigslist, maybe because it was in the wrong section, but Craigslist doesn't offer hookers anymore, so you might try Backpage.com instead.

Full text of the ad:

Free Super bowl Ticket for Hot Chick – $1

Good news for someone….My uncle got 4 tickets to the superbowl and gave me 2. My (biatch) girlfriend broke up with me on the day of the New England game so I will be taking someone along with me to spite her. I will pay for tickets, hotel, food, drinks, etc.

My requirements are simple:

1. You must be hot and a Ravens fan.
2. You will be expected to put out, at least HJ/BJ/etc.
3. You will have to hang with my aunt and uncle for at least a little bit.

Email me if you are interested — this is not a joke.

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