I've read about 70 books already this year (and wrote one), but that's because I literally don't have shit else to do. If I ever get to the point where I can afford to drink every day of the week, I'm not reading any more books. Knowing shit will only make you miserable.
UPDATE: Mr. Muthafuckin' eXquire doesn't really read books. Was this explained on the Mass Appeal site? I don't fuxwit it, because it has exploits, and because I'm not into that whole guys-who-collect-shoes NY hipster bullshit.