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May 07, 2012

Older hoo-er selling hot dogs, love from an RV

via gothamist.com

She'd sell you a hot dog, then she'd hand you a business card for a topless cleaning service like they have down in Texas. An undercover cop took her up on the topless house cleaning service. She took him back to her house, where she performed a striptease for $100. Then she offered him a handy for $50, at which point she was arrested. I wonder if she could have gotten away with it if she referred to the handy as a penis massage. She might want to have her lawyer look into that.

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