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June 30, 2011
Kate Upton for SoBe
If I were working, I'd find out what SoBe is and buy some of it on general principle.
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FACT: The money shot is also good for a woman's health
We already know that the cream pie has several health benefits for a woman - some doctor got fired from his job as the editor of a journal of medicine for suggesting that jism would make a nice gift for this past Valentine's Day. But it turns out that there's also some benefit to taking a guy's load to your chin, like on the Internets.
From a list of reasons why women should swallow as opposed to spit (on a site for and by women, mind you):
4. And for those who you can't get themselves to swallow, fear not. You should feel good knowing that a little semen on your face may do wonders for your skin. According to The Sexual Teachings of the White Tigress semen facials are good for you. And in her memoir, I'm Wild Again, even Helen Gurley Brown recommends the semen facial: "Spread semen over your face, [it's] probably full of protein as sperm can eventually become babies. Makes a fine mask — and he'll be pleased."
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Admit it, Chris Hansen, the younger a woman is, the better she looks
via gawker.com
Emphasis on the term woman, natch.
I'm not even necessarily against busting lonely Indian guys w/ a bag of Chicken McNuggets trying to trick a 16 year-old girl into doing the nasty more or less for free. I'm just saying. I watch his dumbass show on MSNBC (whenever it's on), and it seems like he's trying to suggest that there's something wrong with wanting to get it on with jailbait, as if nature intended 50 year-old guys to be attracted to 50 year-old women.
Well, it didn't.
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June 29, 2011
Black women, this could be you
Chinese guys are already over in Africa anyway, raping the motherland for its precious natural resources, and since there's hardly any women in China (because they drown female babies in a bucket of ice water at birth, to keep the population below replacement level), they're marrying African women and bringing them back to China. There's an article about it in the Atlantic.
If this excerpt from a Chinese blog that was quoted in the article is any indication, black men are considered more desirable there than black women, as is the case here in the US (and, let's face it, probably everywhere else).
And I quote:
Chinese women marrying blacks is no longer something rare, whereas in comparison men very rarely dare to bring black girls back home to China. I won't say anything and go ahead and post the photos.In my neighborhood is a Chinese engineer who returned from Angola, and his wife is a black girl. However, she's one of those very pretty high-end black girls. She's very slender and not one of those fat auntie types. Her skin also isn't the kind of oily/greasy black but rather black-brownish and more brown.
But that's obviously just jealousy.
I'm actually more concerned with what this means for race relations (emphasis on relations) here in the US. How long until chinamen here take that trip around the corner from Chinatown to the shanty town, as Jesse Jackson might put it. Chinese men here in the US might not be as lonely as their doppelgangers in the Orient, but black women here are about as desperate as someone with a vagine could possibly be. There's an entire industry dedicated to it. (How do you think I found this article?)
According to Don Spears, who should know, black women have smaller vaginae than white women, even though black guys of course have the biggest schlongs, so this could be what god intended anyway.
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I think I could beat Kate Upton's cans in a staring contest
via www.youtube.com
I've been practicing for a few weeks now. I think I've got what it takes.
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