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FACT: Vegetarians are twice as likely to give you a blowski

via www.thesmokingjacket.com

Three times as likely, if you rub some arugula on you schlong.

The graph above is from one of those OK Cupid studies, which, like Wikipedia, are known for being ridonkulously accurate. There was a story about it a while back in the New York Times. You'll recall that some salty black chick also did her own study, in which it was proved that no one wants to get with a salty black chick.

I know... the title of the graph is Odds Someone Enjoys Giving Oral Sex, not Odds Someone Is Willing to Give Oral Sex, and I'm sure most women view oral sex the same way they view regular sex: as a means to an end, rather than an end in itself, or as most men view it, the end all be all. But vegetarian chicks are probably still more likely to go down on you, if only because they're more used to have gross things in their mouths, because vegetarian food is disgusting.