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March 24, 2011

Nigga stole my laptop

via gawker.com

The guy in the video above stole the laptop computer he used to make it. The chinaman he stole it from used his inherent craftiness to track the guy down. The laptop was still backing up to one of these cloud storage services. In its browser history he found a link to the guy's Facebook. He also found this video, which he of course uploaded to YouTube with the title "Don't steal computers belonging to people who know how to use computers."

The guy ended up returning the computer to the police, and now he's written a letter to the chinaman begging him to take the video down from YouTube, lest people find out he's a thief who does Breakin' 2-esque dance routines to songs by Travis Porter.

Reasons why this video should go viral:

(1) Travis Porter is the absolute worst.

(2) Thieves are sociopaths who can't be fixed. People need to be aware of this guy's problem.

(3) This guy has two "professional" jobs, while I only have half a job, at the BGM.

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