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Winter Pierzina might be going to jail

The legendary cam hoo-er from that YouTube video where she pulled shit from her bra. Then she tried to start her own pr0n site, but failed when the white guy from 2dopeboyz hacked into her email and stole all of the pics and videos. Since then, she hasn't disappeared so much as she's disappeared up her own asshole.

For a minute there, I was afraid that she might be rotting in a dumpster somewhere over in whatever California's equivalent of the Eastside is, but then I saw where she posted a new video on YouTube, which was just like the old ones, except more retarded, and started a fan page on Facebook, where she could mention her cans every couple of days, and thirsty Asian dudes could fawn over her in the comments section.

It's sad that her "career," so to speak, has come to this. Theoretically, she she should make more money than any woman evar. Because she has the best cans.

I did a little further research and found that the videos from her abandoned would-be pr0n site have long since been uploaded to Dailymotion. You could probably find the pics somewhere, too. I remember I was gonna post them here at some point, but people didn't seem all that interested. The most discerning amongst us probably already had them, and the rest of you are suspect.

It looked like she was trying to get back into YouTube videos. I saw a post on her Facebook that said she was looking for ideas for a new video. As if. Just make the damn things jiggle. I checked back, to see if she'd found any, and I saw where she'd posted links to a couple of posts on a new blog she's started, soliciting donations to help keep her out of jail. She was texting while driving and got into a wreck. Now she has to pay a fine, or else she goes to jail. She can't get a job, because she doesn't have a car anymore. But she can't get a new car, because she doesn't have any money, because she doesn't have a job. It's a vicious cycle!

It sounds like some ol' bullshit to me. I mean, how could a girl like that be hard up for $2,000? I could see if it was a million dollars. But guys spend more money than that all the time on girls who look like guys by comparison.

Winter Pierzina @ Facebook